Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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