You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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