Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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