I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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