4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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