the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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