You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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