You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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