better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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