think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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