OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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