no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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