would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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