i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
