There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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