Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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