I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have post one night stand depression
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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