after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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