About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
