i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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