She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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