Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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