She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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