I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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