Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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