I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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