Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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