If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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