Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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