Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I puked a lego.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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