Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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