I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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