Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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