dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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