He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My dick has a subreddit
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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