Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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