I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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