Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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