i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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