Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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