Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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