Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Randomize
