white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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