Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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