dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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