i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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