I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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