i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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