Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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