i think my tv is drunk
If that was your dad, he is hot
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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